1.You are single because you're reading this.
2. You always ask advice from friends who has not been in a relationship yet.
3. Boy: You spend your day playing computer game.
- Girls: You spend your day inside your house and not socializing.
4. Girls: You stare blankly and smile on your crush.
- Boys: You stare and fantasize on your crush.
5. Girls: He caught you looking at him and thought you're a retarded elephant.
- Boys: She caught you looking at her and thought you're a perverted maniac.
6. Girls: You dress too long.
- Boys: You wear a dress.
7. When you talk to anybody, you're always the topic.
8. Boys: You asked a girl out for a date but always fail to pay the bill.
- Girls: You order too much on a date and always expect the guy to pay the bill.
9. Your crush saw you wearing the same t-shirt 3days in a row.
10. Boys: You still believe that you have some sort of special powers/abilities. Yes, it includes what you're thinking now!
- Girls: You still believe guys are like a knight in the shining armor.
11. Girls: You still talk to your stuffed toys about your feelings.
- Boys: You always post your feelings on Twitter or Facebook. No, don't think of deleting your post, it's too late now!
12. Girls: You have high standards - prince charming?
- Boys: You don't know what standard is. Still in question? Try Google!
13. Boys: You always think but don't act accordingly - a lot of missed opportunity.
- Girls: You always doubt - no chance given.
14. Girls: You have an imaginary boyfriend
- Boys: You have imaginary girlfriendSSSSSSS
15. Boys: You don't know how to start a conversation with a girl.
- Girls: You talk to all boys.
16. You smell your own fart.
17. The furthest travel distance you made was from your home to your school.
18. Boys: Your mom pulls out your baby picture whenever you have visitors.
- Girls: Your dad pulls out his shotgun whenever you have visitors.
19. You insist weird hand shakes like fist bump, slap slap and whatever - get lost!
20. You habitually cannot remember where did you put your toothbrush.
21. You have more than five dating website accounts.
22. You post yourself for sale on eBay - with discount.
23. You still knock on your neighbor's door with a trick or treat costume during Halloween.
24. You still pee on your bed when you sleep.
25. You are still reading this non-sense blog by Cajun Hawke.
This is my first blog
in my entire life. Hopefully, somewhat, somehow, you had a nice reading
experience here. There's more to come, keep in touch awesome readers!
